July 2012
at a supermarket
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
That moment when a random ad starts talking. →
most-awkward-moments:
Kai pre-debut: has revealed abs, nipples, chest, and almost everything else there is to reveal.
TOP 6 years after debut: has never worn a sleeveless shirt.
Kyuhyun since ever: wears 2 t-shirts for precaution and plays harmonica.
me: *running*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
4 tags
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
gangsta one direction: shawty you light up my weed like no other bitch
gangsta one direction: the way that you shake your ass make me glad as shit
gangsta one direction: but when you bug me at night i get mad as hell
gangsta one direction: you don't know
gangsta one direction: oh oh
gangsta one direction: you don't know that kid ain't mine!
When I start talking about my obsessions:
sodamnrelatable:
My parents:
People at school:
My friends:
People on tumblr:
via sodamnrelatable
When you thought you forgot your phone, but its...
most-awkward-moments:
whenever i take a drink and miss my mouth, i sit there with a wet chin and contemplate every failure i’ve had in life
thosesameoldsongs:
I DO WHAT I WANT but i have to ask my mom for permission just a sec
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
That awkward moment when your parents ask if you...
most-awkward-moments:
uhhh.. WHY!? WHAT DID YOU GUISSE HEAR?
3 tags
I never listened to country music by choice until I did with you. Now I can’t help help but smile and think of you when I hear a lady antebellum song. It’s only been 2 days since I saw you and I’m dying. How will I survive 365+ days without seeing you? -sigh-
normal person: watches a movie, likes it a lot, the end
me: watches a movie, likes it a lot, becomes obsessed with it, falls madly in love with at least one character in it, makes artwork and writes fan fiction based off of it, devotes countless hours to blogging, talking, and flailing about it, cries and rolls around on the floor at least once per day because of how much I love it, dies of emotional reaction to it, the end.
